Dark Side Of The Island

What is this concoction? Smells tropical, mango and peach. Am I gOiNg crazzy?! Why is it black? My eyes can't see... *lights flicker* ...murderous silence... <>|<> THIS POTION MAKES NO SENSE<>|<> Wait. It all makes sense now! I mixed opposites, light and dark. Tropical IPA meets Stout. New techniques blended into a Stout. I MUST TRY IT. *gulp, gulp, gulp*... NoT AgAiN, NO, NO, NO... I AM NOT IN CONTroL AnYMOrE... ALL I SEE IS PALM TREES AND FLAMINGOS. IS THAT A UKELELE I HEAR?!?! WHY IS EVERYTHING TROPICAL, THIS IS JUST MY LAB!! A_M_I_C_O_C_O_N_U_T_S_? Best served at a temperature of 12°C